is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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