I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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