i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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