so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
tonight lets celebrate not being married
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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