No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I enjoy the company of your penis
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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