Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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