I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
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