Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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