He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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