i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
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