What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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