Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
stop calling my apartment porn island.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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