Yo dont text me then not text me
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
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