So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
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