READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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