Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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