So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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