Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
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