When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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