I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I FOUND THE LEGS
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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