Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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