I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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