guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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