Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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