are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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