I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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