And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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