Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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