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Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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