I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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