Dual....:-)
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Randomize
