i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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