508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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