What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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