Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize