she smelled like a LAN party
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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