Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
My vagina just clenched in fear
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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