There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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