yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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