i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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