I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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