we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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