i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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