I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
did you just send me my own nude
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
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