Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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