Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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