found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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