do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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