So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
They left me at home... I'm a liability
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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