Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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