So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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