K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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