Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Randomize
