Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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