Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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