I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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